Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Ruben Papichups

A person who is the "king of breaking the seal" .

"Hey did you see that son of a Ruben Papichups?" "Yeah, I saw her! She used the bathrook 6 times in 1 hour !"

"Yeah, she is such a Ruben Papichups...always breaking the seal and clogging the toilets".

by 저슽 me August 30, 2021

joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!

Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022

academic parachuting

when academic groups come in to do community outreach in an attempt to rescue or save impoverished communities however the work is considered lack luster or has not real value to the intended community only the value is perceived by the academics.

We are tired of universities coming in and preforming academic parachuting with no lasting impact.

by goodlogophile December 20, 2022

Inverse Parachute

When you go to sit down on the toilet and sit on your balls then shit on them.

Mike was complaining about how he inverse parachuted last night.

by Vaden_101 April 24, 2025