panaso

Pronounced "pa-na-so" 'Pan' in spanish can mean bread and can mean vagina. In this situation, we're using the word vagina. So when you put 'Pan' and 'aso' together you get a vagina slap.

"I was asleep last night when my stupid girlfriend gave me a panaso and woke me up."

by OrangutanNipples October 18, 2011

Paras

The Ultimate Meme God. Owns Infinite Flex Seals. Has Big Belt. He will steal your girl and make you eat puddles.

Urban Paras

by TheParas June 16, 2019

Parasol

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Parascope

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

by Hoodness April 23, 2011

pankas

when one spanks his cock on a woman's face.

Yo biznatch, you just bit it, so now you gonna get some pankas. BIZNATCH!!!

by Mike Harrison is half retarded April 22, 2003

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

Pantastic

an expression for one who truly adores pan pizza.

"I love pan pizza!"

"Dude you are pantastic."

by V2MoFro September 22, 2009