Panda

A really awesome Panda from the USA that is mainly found on The Neighborhood Discord server.
They are generally weird and antisocial except to a main group of people.

Hi Panda, how are you today?

by TheOriginalPanda February 10, 2019

Panda

A cute chubby girl, one that is a bit more overweight than you would usually fuck, but she's kinda got an adorable quality that makes you say "yeah, I just might"

I was at the bar last night & this Panda hollered at me. I was about to just head home, but the way she was smiling at me with that extra cleavage & I just had to buy her a drink.

by TopR Holiday October 4, 2010

Panda

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious

I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda

by x_hunter_x March 2, 2011

Panda

1)Eats shoots and leaves (from a bamboo tree)

2)Eats, shoots and leaves (from the joke)

3)Black and white Chinese animal

A panda goes into a restaurant and orders food. The panda eats the food, shoots the waitress, then leaves. the police finally caught him and ask, "Why did you do it?"

The panda says, "look me up in the dictionary"

by pwrpufranger July 15, 2010

Panda

The Female Reproductive System

keep your panda clean.

by pandas are terrible February 24, 2011

Panda

Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess

Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda

by Fabreze February 5, 2005

Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009