Palmer Effect

The Palmer Effect: When a man turns a hot girl into a lesbian just by talking to her a few times. The girl effected suffers from Draper Syndrome. There is no known cure.

Friend 1: Man, he talked to Jen again today. Now she has decided to become a lesbian. She says guys just suddenly don't do it for her anymore, and she doesn't know why.

Friend2: Clearly Bob has a Palmer effect on women. He turns them gay within three conversations.

by Roso January 2, 2008

R.R. Palmer

Some dickwad who decided to write a 1000 page book called "The History of the Modern World," which is despised by AP Euro students all over the world. Was head of some historical society, but died in 1992 (though some assholes still make new editions to further the pain of these students.

Even R.R. Palmer's wife feels sorry for students who have to lug the book around, since it's so damn heavy

by Misingnoglic December 18, 2010

palmerize

tearin dat ass up

boy:Imma palmerize dat ass.
girl:oh lawd!!

by muffin!!punk!! July 7, 2010

Palmer

Used to define a greedy man whom smoke's all your weed and eats all your food. also referred to as cunt

Person 1 : Yo Were's all the weed??

Person 2 : God Damm Palmer Smoked It All

Person 3 : Its Ok i slept with his girlfriend.

by Twilightfanpage May 31, 2010

Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters

Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...

I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...

by blthrskt April 3, 2009

palmeladextrous

The ability of being able to jack off with either hand at an equivalent skill level.

I tried out my left hand once while jerking, only to discover I'm palmeladextrous.

by Chris Hebert September 9, 2010

palmer high school

A happy home for hicks and butte degenerates to take refuge , if you are a iccest loving hick than this is the promised land.

If you want palmer poon that palmer high school is the place for you.

by Hick rick December 12, 2016