Penis 

A male body part used to urinate pleasure other body's and release cum

Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!

Penis by SlopNChop June 11, 2019

Penis 

The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.

Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...

Penis by MoppyGBZ July 7, 2011

Penis 

The sexual reproductive organ of males.

:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.

Penis by Mr. Mc Awesome Pants August 6, 2008

Penis 

A big thing that i have between my legs and makes a lot of cockpet

My penis is so big !!!

Penis by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

penis 

the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his feet.

I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.

penis by munizbarefoot March 17, 2004

penis 

1. Proof that evolution occured.

The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!

penis by Van_Tango December 1, 2007

Penis 

A male organ that produces seman sperm and urin piss

1) I shot my seman in that girls face! WITH MY PENIS!

2) I have to go take a piss! WITH MY PENIS!

Penis by dragonnoname December 28, 2005