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Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do
Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax
by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022
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Oxygen Dick

Oxygen Dick is another type of health care provider. An oxygen dick usually a certified EMT or EMR. What separates an oxygen dick from your typical EMT or EMR is how they present in their natural habitat (the recliner or driver seat of the ambulance). An oxygen dick will usually carry raptor sheers, a stethoscope and some type of adhesive you know for all the IV's they will establish...A oxygen dick is the backbone of Ems and they will tell you. They often fear they will no longer be needed with the invention of electric cpr devices. They have to justify there role in the health care community by making it known they are a emt. There days off typical consist of practicing cpr, reading the protocols for paramedics. Because you just never know when the paramedic might call upon them to educate them.
Thank god I worked with Oxygen DIck Bill today. I would have to apply oxygen with out them. They saved they day when I needed to start an IV, all because they had the adhesive on rapid attack.
by Ilovecats99 April 20, 2022
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Oxygen

A highly Adictive chemical found in the Earths atmosphere. Excessive use of the drug can lead to death within 70 years. Budimir Sobat is currently holding the world record for the longest time spent without the drug, with an astonishing 24 minutes without inhaling it.
My grandpa died due to Oxygen overdose .
by TVdinner_ May 11, 2022
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oxygenation

rejuvenating a room with fresh air or oxygen. Usually with a fan.
We need some oxygenation in your room.
by iolive May 23, 2022
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Oxygen bandit

When someone’s nose is so Gigantic they steal all the oxygen in the world
“Dbi ur litch a oxygen bandit why u speaking
by Lollldbi May 29, 2022
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Oxygen

Lungs were invented by oxygen companys so people would buy oxygen
by Mug Full O' Cheese June 14, 2023
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Oxygen

Something that is (quite literally) impossible to live without
Fun fact: if oxygen didn't exist, you'd be dead!
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