owned

something that is urs

man i owned ur ass last night

by Randy September 14, 2004

owned

To slap another on the ass causing them to squeal like a bitch, i.e. Dave.

*slap noise*, "Ha!! Owned!!"

by Nic May 4, 2004

owned

to be corrected

psycho41: i love teh house i am in
a is die: the*
a is die: OWNED!

by various administrator January 2, 2004

owned

see osek

owned, mother fscker!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

by megabitch February 2, 2004

Owned

Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.

OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.

by Blue_ February 11, 2007

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 2, 2003

owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009