Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Arizona Orbital

When your on a big weld job and your boss has no welds for you and your weld partner to make. But you have a small pipe fit up to weld so you brother in law it to look busy and basically fuck em over

Hey I think we should give Covo the ol arizona orbital

by Tbone601 January 09, 2023

Orbitation

Lost out of your mind

I was Orbitationing

by mister tiddy January 08, 2021

orbital bombardment

When you are having some sex and you get on the trampoline and start blasting dukes at your woman.

"Wow, Geoffery, your trampoline sure is stinky."
"Yeah, man, gave my girl some orbital bombardment last night, y'know?"
"Hell yeah, man! Up top!"
"Please leave my house now."

by Danny McWanny August 04, 2021

Orbital

When someone very obviously 360 spins in order to make a double take

As Jeff's subconcious saw shanay's ass out the corner of his eye, he had to do a cheeky orbital in order to gain from the beautiful view

by I made that up February 18, 2015

Orbital

When your fluffer GF invites you to a gangbang and says you can watch but not join in.

I'm heading over to Miranda's gangbang to help get the guys ready. You gotta be orbital or you ain't coming.

by Evil 212 May 02, 2025

Back-Country Kentucky Orbit

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

by Igloo City March 14, 2022