half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's child.

My half-first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

once over twice three times

A way of admiring someone of the opposite (or same) sex who is attractive where you look them up an down as they approach you, when their right in front of you and as they walk away. Usually done while not speakiing to the person.

"She was so fine that I gave her the once over twice three times"

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

Twice up the barrel, once down the side

A self-contained phrase that states something is indisputably right during any kind of disagreement.

After debating for hours, Julie said to Mike, "No matter what you say, I will always know tennis balls are yellow, not green. Twice up the barrel, once down the side."

by Okaymegan February 18, 2013

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

by yes juanito yes March 30, 2015

Once you name it, you get attached to it

You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.

Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!

by Angelina S. August 9, 2019

screw me once fuck you twice

A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.

a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?

b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.

by Cont78 July 25, 2011