clock-a-bitch

To jump a girl or blow up her spot for doing something bad.
"My "best friend" told one of my secrets."
"You want me to clock-a-bitch for you?"
"Yeah, get her real bad"
by ILDandG January 28, 2012
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clock crew

noun; A group of flash artists that often use characters with clocks as faces in their animation. Their flash movies generally are found on Newgrounds.com. They are led by their king Strawberry Clock whom is famous for his great masterpiece "B". This single piece of art has been the inspiration for many members of Newgrounds to become clocks as well as a group of clock haters and Clock haters whom are dedicated to the destruction of Clock Crew. In the wake of the Clock Crew have been groups such as the Lock Leigon.
The Clock Crew has the viewers within their grasp.
by Redneck D February 22, 2004
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Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
by Sendion August 21, 2003
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clocking out

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"
by GoobyGoobs February 01, 2013
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riding the clock

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.
by sword- August 08, 2004
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Dead Clocking

Im at the house Dead Clocking until my girlfriend gets off work.
by Sirius. June 20, 2011
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Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!
by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010
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