by BearWithGun September 09, 2019
Tom: hey man I was doing this smoking hot GILF last night
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
Mark: sick dude did you get a taste of that granny’s yogurt??
by Lecrae116 February 06, 2018
Biggest road woman on the street she was stealing from that bitch the queen then busted and when on a madness speed on the scooter and cheffing people who don't like tea so don't fuck with her or she will put you six feet under
Random Kid"Walking"
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph
Gangsta Granny "Who da fuck do ya think u talkin about dick head suck ya mum"
Random Kid"What?"
Gangsta Granny 'pulls out rambo' " you fuckin what mate and stabs him 97 times and speed away at a whopping 7 mph
by ImNotANoncee:) June 24, 2020
Known as GG. Has the coolest grand kids and is the life of the party. A Great Granny always has mints in her purse.
You have the coolest Great Granny.
by spud stud September 14, 2018
by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021
A term used to describe the transformation of elderly person to a born again Christian after witnessing Mel Gibson's 'Passion of the Christ'.
'Do you think your grandma will buy us wine again?'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
'Naw, ever since she saw the passion of the christ, she won't buy me alcohol'
'She's such a passion granny'
by Ebonyks September 12, 2009
The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.
Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
John - "Want something for it?"
Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"
by MoxieMegan85 January 15, 2012