Tender Vittles

Synonym to Lunch Time, Lunch

It's Tender Vittles time, y'all.

by Hildemann April 19, 2022

Tender Morning

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.

"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."

by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019

tender challenged

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'

he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!

by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

Tender meat

When you have jacked off to mutch and it .... becomes sensitive.

I have jacked off to mutch and now .... i have tender meat.

by Bariliam January 10, 2018

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011