Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Panty Custard

The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.

I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.

I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.

by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018

custard launcher

What the fuck do you think it means, you wanker? It means your penis.
Custard = your semen.

Man, look at that custard launcher...
I just came and my dick turned into a custard launcher

by ItsAllOgreNow July 26, 2014

albino custard

Jocular euphemism for semen.

Your mom was splendid with the albino custard I had shot in her face last night.

by Dana Tolman August 30, 2005

Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

by JR!5 July 3, 2014