Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

Poes disrespectful

A phrase used in place of saying excuse me.
Invented my Tesla .

That’s poes disrespectful bro

by unicornpower4realzzz May 29, 2019

Poe was

A slang term used after greeting an old friend; also used in referrence to graffiti.

" Hey man, long time no see! Poe was, Poe was."

"Dude, did you see that Poe was tag on that car down there?"

by Gackt C. September 25, 2008

Poes Hoes

Afrikaans slang for queef or fanny fart, pronounced 'Poos-Hoos'

Afrikaans: Amanda het gister aand n poes hoes gehad, en ek weet nie hoe om daaroor te voel nie.
English: Amanda had a poes hoes last night, and I don't know how to feel about it.

by DalkMyEnigsteBydraeAanSociety July 05, 2021

poe-ness

depressive or dark

That chicky at that dude's funeral was dressed in total poe-ness

by ajksdf ;lajklfkjnf September 26, 2007