Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 8, 2020

omlette du flomage

a phrase where you dont know the answer to a question asked so you just say omlette du flomage

"hey whats your next lesson"
Reply: omlette du flomage

by Nick Elsom April 27, 2005

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

oblehso

When you are so morbidly obese you throw up in the middle of talking.

Uncle Mathew: "Hngh I love ea-*throws up*...eating"
Jack: "Oh uncle Mathew, you are so oblehso!"

by vivalarev April 18, 2021

Fancy Omelette

When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.

: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."

by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017

Pasadena Omelette

When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.

Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"

Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"

by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018