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Samoan Golf Course

Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
Dude, I took that chick to the Samoan golf course!
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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Three course meal

When a girl licks your asshole, balls, and then sucks your cock to finish you off.
After I paid for dinner, I took her back to my place and she willingly gave me a Three Course Meal as a thank you.
by Strokemon June 17, 2018
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blown off course

(Being, verb): coming late to work because of a snowstorm, icestorm, or sandstorm.
I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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five course meal

by Alisonxweird September 26, 2017
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2 course meal

when a guy/girl throws up into another girls vagina then gets a spoon or fork and eats it out of her vagina (can use tongue too)
dude jan so gave jill a 2 course meal last night.

did u hear that all the popular guys are giving girls 2 course meals more often after they eat!
by real nasty October 29, 2010
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Golf Course Lunch Kiosk

A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.

A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
Duuuuude, one week and you can retire from the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk
by Elite Master of Pwn September 29, 2010
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Five course knuckle shuffle

A meal eaten in a Mayfair Wankpit. There are usually at least five courses, none of which satisfy, and all of which cost far too much. The expression is derived from one of the traditional euphemisms for masturbation: five knuckle shuffle. The obvious implication is that the five course meal really is a pile of 'wank'.
Gwendoline, this five course knuckle shuffle is taking the edge off my apetite for the supper we will have in that other Mayfair Wankpit. I may well have to leave it on the table.
by stanleybalds September 29, 2012
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