ovarian oatmeal

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.

Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.

by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011

new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

ghetto oatmeal

A sexual act involving two girls and a guy. The girl proceeds to suck on the male's cock until she can't take it anymore and has to throw up. She then moves over to the other girl in the threesome and vomits into her vagina. From there, the man has to go down on that girl and eat out the warmed puke--the ghetto oatmeal.

Jane cooked up some ghetto oatmeal in her vaginal oven. Dick gobbles up every last drop of the syruppy excretion. Just like grandma used to make...

by OMGsickness May 2, 2006

the oatmeal code

A way for students to talk about drugs, sex, drinking and stuff by referring everything to oatmeal.

student1: then when I brought the oatmleal packet home, it was so badly wrapped half of it fell out!
student2: that sucks!
teacher: go to the principals office, I know the oatmeal code, I used it in high school.

by joe725 April 28, 2007

Russian Oatmeal

This one gets tricky..

You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.

You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!

Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!

by SlightRacism April 6, 2020

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal kirby is a pink guy

by mixon606 January 11, 2018