have you thy oats brother

when you've lost your oats and you need some more, so you ask, "have you thy oats brother?"

Jim: have you thy oats brother?
Robbie: I have consumed thy oats. Sorry brother.
Jim: arghGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHGHGH oats are good. you are bad. goodbye.

by samves January 20, 2017

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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

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Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

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A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 05, 2021

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A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 27, 2011

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A gay person who is stereotypically straight

You're gay, but you look so fricking straight tho? Oh you must be a honey bunches of oats.

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Is like saying omg but more weirdly and dramatic like "Oh shit Its a rats " instead its like " Oh Honey bunches of oats its a rat".

by deffuc November 06, 2019

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