Nutella Sandwich

A common result of a rowdy house party. One rude individual defecates on the toilet seat and proceeds to flatten the terd with the toilet cover resulting in something similar to the delicious hazelnut spread in between two Wonderbread slices.

Cory: Yo! What's on your pants bitch??
Jackie: huh?
Cory: did you just come from the bathroom?
Jackie: yeaah why?
Cory: You sat in my nutella sandwich! hahahaha

by mcfrato954 March 11, 2010

bitch nutella

The shit on the end of your dick after bum love

I pulled my cock out and there was so much bitch nutella on it, it was rank.

by Drift2236 June 11, 2006

nutella party

When a girl eats pop rocks then rubs a dudes dick in Nutella,and proceeds to give him oral

Andrew:Carol have me a Nutella party last night.
Dave: Oh dude so lucky, I Wish Jenny gave me one.
Andrew: She's giving me another tonight. I hope we have enough Nutella.

by Bulletpf February 24, 2014

nutella

a substance that you rub on the scrotum to increase taste of balls when sucked by the bitch of your choosing

Hugh Heffner nutellas his balls each time he gets a new bitch, how else do you think he gets all the 20 year olds?

by quasimodo spiceyweiner August 18, 2011

Nutella

Nutella is gods gift to earth. Made of hobbits and unicorn poop. It is sent from heaven by narwhalws to a magical place called Canada. Where Moose put it in jars and have little fairys ship it out.

"Have you ever tried this nutella stuff?"
"Yeah its pretty magical."

by michaelcliff January 4, 2015

natallie

very sexy girl, big ass, mean at times, random,every guy wants her,flirts alot,deep down wants to fuck a guy named austin,

me and natallie fuckin all day

by call me powers September 20, 2013

nutella

a never ending game in which, if someone says something about another person, and the other person says NUTELLA, the person has to tell the person what they have said about them. if the person says PEANUT BUTTER before the other says nutella, they do not have to tell the person.

Person 1: 'BOB IS SO HOT!'
Person 2: 'NUTELLA!'
Person 1 to Bob: 'YOU'RE SO HOT- NUTELLA'

by clara12345 June 20, 2011