Nuclear Warheads

shots containing warheads(the candy) dissolved in vodka.

Stalin drinks nuclear warheads

by BillSmith September 15, 2012

Nuclear Fix

The nuclear industries (aka nuclear fascists) policy of donating massive amounts of money to insure that all levels of Government support Nuclear Energy to protect their market share despite it's enormous environmental RISK of yet another Fukushima, instead of supporting less expensive, NON RISKY Eco Friendly Solar energy.

Despite the public demanding decommissioning of their old leaking reactor, replacing it with lower cost, safer solar energy, the nuclear fix was in and the Politicians all voted for upgrading the old problematic nuclear reactor while also extending its license 20 years!

by CaptD August 29, 2012

Nuclear Option

When a group outlandishly robbed something, then whine as if they are being mistreated when others try to interject them from bringing the stolen good home.

The republican party invoked the nuclear option to confirm gorsuch to the supreme court, dude who should have never been there

by chugchugpickle April 6, 2017

Nuclear Weapons

The "reason" Bush gave us for going to war.

The one thing we ahve yet to find in Iraq.

by Anti-Bush May 26, 2003

nuclear ninjas

A secret level of ninja that is rarely talked about, because no one knows who they are. Along with having superior ninja skills, they are skilled in the ways of "secrecy", and do not let others hear of their glorious ninjatastic ways. The creator of this special league of ninjas is said to be so great, his supreme awesomeness cannot be expressed in words. Not even the nuclear ninjas have seen him.

Guy: Dude! My algebra teacher is a total douche. I tried to get him fired, but it didn't work!

Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.

by Astreed November 21, 2007

nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023