Clown Nose

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.

Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"

by Lex Logic April 25, 2019

nose salsa

Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.

I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.

by RootsofWar November 15, 2011

*nose tap*

it means "keep it secret" or "keep it hush-hush"

Person1: How did you know that?!
Person2: You'll never know *nose tap*

by idrinktothat January 10, 2012

birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.

You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

nose rape

Nose rape is an assault on one's olafactory organ caused by another individual's use of way too much perfume/cologne. May also be accompanied by eye rape if the offending odor causes the eyes to water. Most prevalent with teenage boys and hookers.

Out teenage son commits nose rape with English Leather.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

chode nose

The act of pinching or punching someone in the chode. A person may also be refered to as a chode noser.

When Adam and Brian were wrestling, Brian came from behind and chode nosed Adam. Adam then appropriately called Brian a chode noser.

by Jewbacha February 9, 2005

button nose

A button nose is a nose that is small and cute.

You have a cute lil button nose hehehehehe

by babycakes1 May 10, 2010