leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

tin hitter

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"

by Noelle N December 23, 2007

Heavy hitter

Some chick with huge milk cannons

Me: nah i dont feel like going to the party
Them: there's so many heavy hitters
Me: oh hell yea count me in

by nickfrat34 April 29, 2023

couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

lig hitter

Lig hitter-n.: A lighter. Preferably a bic. Dumb stoner terminology born of a dipshit who smoked too much and it stuck.

Hey, gimme that lig hitter. Imma take another hit.

by sirdrake February 26, 2015

Hepi-Hitter

Someone who uses needles to shoot up drugs (usually heroin). Another word for a Junkie

*Hepi as referring to Hepatitis which you can get from dirty needles

Kate’s boyfriend is a fuckin hepi-hitter, can you believe that shit!

by Lambee August 23, 2022