After spending a significant amount of time around WiFi or radio,microwave signal's or radiation. You will get WiFi sickness, or wifiless. Symptoms' are grogyness, headache, overheating and saw eye sight.
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by platopuss911now October 11, 2016

by buttchomper September 23, 2011

by Wifi Denied May 22, 2012

Mile High WiFi means in-flight Wi-Fi service. Currently it's available in AA, Delta , Airtain and Virgin America , and it does not become active until the aircraft has reached a minimum altitude of 10,000 feet. Conversely, when the aircraft descends below 10,000 feet, it will no longer be active.
Does this flight have mile high wifi service ?
is this flight equipped with gogo mile high WiFi service ?
is this flight equipped with gogo mile high WiFi service ?
by koova August 18, 2009

A bastard of a "wifi spot" that shows up in airports and pretends that it'll let you onto the internet. Don't use it, as you may just help it spread.
I clicked on Free Public Wifi while waiting in Atlanta. I was disappointed when only two of the words in its title were true.
by pleaseletmeusethisname August 17, 2011

1: “holdup im lagging so much right now”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”
2: “it’s cuz of your fucking shitty ass red rooster wifi you dumb cunt”
by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

The area around the outside of a wifi network where your cell phone thinks it has signal, and so shuts off your mobile network, but can't actually connect, leaving you with no internet at all.
by TV4Fun September 6, 2013
