Nissan Nick

Nissan Nick is one of a kind. He is smart, funny and seriously hot. Everything he does is holy and he was blessed by baby Jesus himself. Nissan Nick adored and simped for by every girl in the world. He is said to be the most chad person ever, renowned by anyone with common sense.

He treats his love like the only girl ever, and she treats him the same. Nissan Nick is everybody's favorite. His very existence is a gift to all.

He is truly the only real GOAT.

"OMG! Nissan Nick is so hot!!!"

by nobodycares456 April 6, 2022

nissow

Sincere well maintained girl. Keeps herself engaged in art and music usually keeps alone but does have friends. Likes thumb fight. Motivates well. A big anime fan.

She looks like a loner but when you get to know her she's an interesting person and probably will be a good friend to you

Hey nissow

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Nissan

A good idea to buy if it’s not a CVT

That new Nissan Z looks finer than Emma

by RemovePork May 27, 2022

NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32

The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.

Bro, Look at that R32!

Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.

Not that! THAT!

HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.

No, I mean-

That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.

THAT!

OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI

Told you so

Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY

by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 1, 2022

Nissan Altima

usually the choice of vehicle for people who are either Republican, red pill bro, incel, crackhead, pothead, Speakeasy Fitness member, or perhaps they fit into some or all of these categories. like Donald/Melania Trump, Ron/Casey DeSantis, Mike Lindell, Kanye West, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and literally any female with an OF and/or Linktree

that's what really stands an altima out from a camry and an accord.

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, and my Nissan Altima is faster than every piece of shit Bugatti! Uh oh, and the election was stolen as hell by black thugs and illegal Hispanic aliens!

by DeezPeanuts September 8, 2023

Nissan Sentra Nismo

Piece of shit car that only people with a Long John Silver's Addiction drive. They also have a credit score so deplorable that even the most scummy loan shark will not give them a cent.

Omg is that LaTonsha driving her new Nissan Sentra Nismo? I heard her credit score is a 54.

by myanonymusself September 26, 2023

Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails

"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"

by Deyk888 September 28, 2023