Napstabate

the art of jerking off in your sleep without being aware of it.

I couldn't sleep last night. You napstabate in your sleep and it kept me up.

by Gaksby April 21, 2013

Nart

an asshole or someone who is being a dick

You are such a nart!

by proffesinalbuttlicker February 28, 2016

narath

A person that rejects your love for someone that she is in love with.

"Man, I absolutely loved her but she Narathed me."

by Uvuvwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwembu March 29, 2017

narsd

A very unintelligent, useless person.

After reading that email, I assume the sender is a narsd.

by lilbuddydogo September 1, 2017

NARTED

NARTED is the past tense of nut

Yeah I fucked this girl a while ago I NARTED in her

by Anarchists May 29, 2018

Nart

Not art; to say that something someone considers art, isn't or has no artistic value.

I opened the topic up to the students; 'Andy Warhol's Brillo boxes, art or nart?'

by CallumFoster March 6, 2019

NARTARD

A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019