Murk

Murk will now stand for jacking someone off according to half a dozen kids online.

Damn Sarah just murked Ronny last night

by Sir. Jack-alot June 6, 2018

Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

Murk

To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.

Ryan: Man, I could easily murk Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Mark: Amen!

by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021

Murked

To shoot somebody in the leg and steal a Cici’s Pizza gift card out of their mail box

Oh he just got murked!

by The yung nugget May 25, 2018

foz my murk

"Foz my murk" also translates to, "Get me out of here!". It is generally used as a signal to escape an awkward meeting with someone else. In most cases, the term is used in clubs or bars when struggling to leave a creepy, flirtatious guy. The term is also used when needing to leave an uncomfortable situation with someone you generally don't like.

Sheer: "Smithers, I think it's time to foz my murk!"
Smithers: "I've got this"

by the.doppleganger September 12, 2016

Murk

Verb
To kill; to murder

The mark-ass busta that tried to pay me $30 in change for a half G was chased down and murked.

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

Murk

The act of bring complete and total fuckingshitup upon a your enemies and anyone who stands in your way.

If the pizza doesn't get here by the time im done jerking off into this chucky doll, I will MURK every last motherfucker in this blockbuster!

by Ponchothepaperbag March 21, 2019