Murped

Unnaturally ugly and weird looking

Wait Alex is actually murped

by Francescrawr July 14, 2021

mulked up

v.
1. To get drunk beyond belief, and then act a fool.
n.
2. Incoherent

Tonight I’m gonna get mulked up.

by Nova Man July 29, 2006

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

mucked

cummed on the face

i mucked that bitch

by Johnny Laz November 25, 2003

marked up

to incorrectly label someone, gay,racist,dumb, or anything theat they arent.

My friend had me marked up, when he asked if I was going to pay for my girlfriend's dinner, dress, and limo ride, after i found out she had been cheating, Im not that dumb.

When i see guys watching Hannah Montanna they are instantly marked up as failures.

by Limmy bardin February 8, 2010

murkenary

uberwanker, the motherwanker of all wankers, dedicates his life to the art of wanking

'my dick is sore :('
'yeah well, you asked for it murkenary !'

by Caleb April 3, 2003