Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ June 4, 2018

Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 2, 2018

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.

The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.

by Kane doe April 17, 2019

Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.

Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite

by Shippable April 17, 2019

moofering

The feeling of a cat/dogs nose and whiskers on your feet

"damn cat stop moofering my feet!"

by Ggggtt2 July 21, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019