Adrian's Monster

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.

Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants

by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017

manstomp

A male mating call where one leans against a wall with their arms crossed and begins to steadily stomp their foot. The stomp can either be "funky" or slow and steady.

Oh shit. That guy just started manstomping. There's about to be TOO much pussy here.

by yeah dad July 25, 2010

manstruating

(not to be confused under any circumstances with menstruating, therefore, it's spelled with an a after the m, and not an e): very offensive, for men to be incessantly quetching and complaining about this and that, and pentoute not behaving like a typical pragmatic rational male.

advice for men who hate their boss: stop manstruating about how you hate your boss and don't make enough money, read John Gray's Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and then behave like a rational, pragmatic male by changing jobs.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

menstradump

The heavy flow of menstruation of a woman

Shandra sat on the toilet for over an hour menstradumping.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters."

by DefinitetlyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021