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Child Molester

A fancy word for a person who rapes children (not to be confused with pedophile though most child molesters are also pedophiles). I don't understand why they don't simply call them child rapists. It would avoid a lot of confusion.
Man: Hi little girl, I know you just moved in here but I wanted to tell you the guy across the street is a child molester so don't go by him.
Little Girl: I wonder what a child molester is? I'm gonna go ask the guy across the street...
by AOM August 19, 2008
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molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"
by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007
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modesty

Modesty is the art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
His modesty is always on show
- "Coolness, ah yes, erm, well i think i had some, a while ago."
by Frogger Jones October 3, 2006
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molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.
The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.
by TimmyVD April 30, 2007
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molesté

A situational manipulation of a complicated & creepy nature. A Rube Goldbergian system designed to put the layman at an extreme disadvantage.

A scam whose totality is perceived incompletely by the "mark".

The cause of many heebeegeebees.
"I wanted to buy one of those foreclosed houses but there was too much molesté to get thru the deal."

A chess move that amplifies the impending damage to the opposing player. "That was some serious molesté right there."

The sense that your are in or near a trap. "There's way too much molesté down that dark alley, i'll take the long way."
by metaball August 15, 2009
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Molest

assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.
Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.
by Sunnydill January 7, 2017
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fake modesty

when people try to be modest and say they're not gonna do something well. and then they kick ass at it and won't accept compliments and continue to bash themselves.
Asian Guy: I can't really play this piece very well...
proceeds to play piece really well
Other Guy: Dude that was great!
Asian Guy: No it wasn't.
Other Guy: Your fake modesty annoys me. Shut up and take the compliment like a man.
by seans December 24, 2007
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