machan

means friend or buddy
comes from Sinhalese Slang, official language of Sri Lanka

wht are you saying machan?

by O'shara June 23, 2007

Mach 3 Dip

Shaving a man's balls, then teabagging a chick.

Jim gave his girlfriend the mach 3 dip, then dumped a batch of man juice on her tits

by Jimmy the gimp December 23, 2009

Machai

A black man that looks simalar to kevin heart

person 1:YO! is that kevin heart!?
Person 2: na thats just machai

by darkinferno May 15, 2016

mach 1

Mach 1 is the speed of sound and is 767.269 MPH.

You have to go at Mach 1 to create a wormhole.

by Squap Shmoop April 28, 2016

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008