Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mike

Texture

Mike Pace specifically brings a little bit of texture to the work place where everyone else is plan and flat.

by rock55on41 May 27, 2017

mike

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

by Ken City November 7, 2021

Mike

One of the most AMAZING friends you’ll ever have in your life. They’re kind, sweet, generous, always there for you, and you’ll be so glad you met them. They’ll always be open to talk to you once you two get to know each other- and trust me, once you’re friends you won’t want to stop talking to them. They’re always there for you.

My friend Mike is such a Mike- that’s probably why it’s their name.

by ZeeXtor May 25, 2021

Miked

Also known as 'magic miked' or 'magic milking'. Involves keeping eye contact with another person while removing (any) item of clothing.

"Hey dude, why are you so upset"

"Oh man, I was getting changed and my mum was talking to me!"
"So...?"
"I think I miked her"
"Dude you're sick"

by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

mikes

mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.

1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit

by bongzilla420 January 5, 2009

Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 24, 2011