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Messiah

Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!
by default013 December 22, 2008
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Lionel Andres Messi

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023
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Messianic Jew

An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").
A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
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Messiah College

A Christian College outside of Harrisburg. Messiah is "diverse" in the fact that they have a few minorities. Messiah College is a place for community. This statement boils down to two words, COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Messiah builds community in their dorms, classrooms, and classes. From the community covenant to the community unit on CCC, students are surrounded by community. Did I mention that Messiah College is big on community?
Messiah College's Community Covenant, Created and Called for Community at Messiah College, Worship Crommunity at Messiah College, Community Service through Messiah College, Grantham Community Garden at Messiah College
by livin in community March 24, 2010
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Messianic Complex

A.
A mental condition in which the person thinks him or her self is the only person capable in the situation to solve it, fix it, right it, etc.... keep in mind, this person believes truely that themeslves the only one able. This can be at a job site, at a neogotiation table, inside of a project, etc etc. As with any complex or dillusion, this usually is very untrue.

B. A person whos believes themselves a messiah

C. a Person who believes themeselves literally "Christ the lord"
Jacobs a local chef has a terrible messianic complex as he believes when he comes to work each day hes the only one able to prep his entire resturant rather than his staff. He has to cook everything on the line himself rather than let his staff do there jobs
by Theamazinggeek December 30, 2018
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messisexual

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.
Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!
by bkcw September 23, 2022
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Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022
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