Medical über

A grandiose way of saying ambulance.

"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 3, 2020

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021

Medical Taste

It's otherwise known as "fent-a-nyl" or "fenty"... Refers to that A+ good shit

Damn bro that's that *medical taste*

by Immfkshtup August 26, 2021

mericals

how jacobsartorius263 spells mericals

nanami: i gotta poop rn
jacobsartorius263: i can work mericals
jacobsartorius263: *turns into a toilet*

by ningguangspissdrinker March 2, 2022

Medically Sexy

When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.

While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.

by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022