matthew 

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

matthew by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

Matthew 

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

Matthew by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

Matthew by untamed potatoe November 10, 2017

Matthew 

Matt Is the guy you wanna just lick his dick up off the floor just let it sink in and just don’t let him pull out just let his dick sink into your pussy as long as it last.

Matthew stick it in me and never pull it out.

Matthew by Snag_his_dick_101 October 16, 2017

Matthew 

the most typical white boy name

me:i was talking with this guy on the phone and he sounded so fucking white
friend: what his name
me"matthew
friend: no wonder

Matthew by ayo iz August 3, 2021

Matthew 

An ugly ass boy who thinks he's better than everyone but isn't. He likes to try an get attention and he gets no bitches. He thinks he's funny but he actually isn't.

"look at how Matthew has no bitches"

Matthew by His.wifey April 25, 2022

Matthew 

A very nice skinny kid.

Matthews awesome

Matthew by fkfj January 8, 2019