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mandalay

usually gay screams and cries a lot and always wants her way,therefore leading his/her family and friends to believe he/she is the spawn of Satan
see that fat chick over there she is such a mandalay
by KOOKIESNSCREAM January 23, 2009
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Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.
"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."
by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008
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Mandals

Guys that wear sandals, usually flip flops.
I think Jon Walker is the only guy who can wear mandals and get away with it.
by rockergurl217 January 4, 2010
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Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?
"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."
by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018
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manalapan

the 2nd best town in new jersey to live in
yo im so poor i live in manalapan
by fershizzle November 17, 2004
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Mandaluyong

a.k.a. the "Ghetto Heart of Metro Manila", or sometimes just the "Tiger City", the illest city in the Philippines.

Not much of a "hood", since the rich guys and the squatters ain't bordered from one another. Manda's home to the most notorious crackerz in the whole South East, and also to factions of underground gang bangers.

The attraction in Manda's mostly the string of classy commercial malls that connects SM Supermalls, Robinson's Galleria, Shangri-La Plaza, the Starmall, and the unlikely MRT Mall. There are also a lot of clubs and pubs all around town. The night's the life, as they say.

Mandaluyong's located at the heart of residing busy commercial cities like San Juan, Quezon, Makati, and the capital itself, Manila; so it's pretty much suitable to mobility. On the other hand, though, traffic's WORST than anywhere in the world!

I wouldn't say that it's the best place to chill, but hey, Mandaluyong's totally of the hizzle, fo' real
You thinkin' u in a peace-oriented city, homie? Hell, you ain't know what's goin' down here in Mandaluyong-- Welcome to the Philly's South Central, beezy!
by tego.calderon November 9, 2008
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The Mandalorian

"The Mandalorian" when you sexual partner wraps one leg around your head when you're in a sitting position on a couch of your choosing with their genitals in your face. They punch you in the face but NOT HARD until they finish. Then they "finish you off" like a true bounty Hunter. * Contact Kimi for the 7 other variations\styles
"My girlfriend got shitfaced off a box of wine and was really fucking loud and annoying while I was watching The Mandalorian. She tried to show me her new sex moves that she calls "The Mandalorians". It was awful, and there's 8 of them."
by GrimmRogue November 23, 2019
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