transit white van man

A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.

“That Ollie is such a transit white van man, he’s always trying to touch me.” said Evie to Tamzin.

by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019

White van man

A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van

oh dear there's a white van man run away

by Roastinator February 26, 2019

Big white nigger man

This nigger is big and white and also a sick cunt. Be careful or he'll nut in your 3 year old sister!

Damn, that FUCKING Big white nigger man done nut in my sister again......lucky

by I don't like niggers January 27, 2022

white van man

A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!

White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!

by vanmanrulesok June 21, 2008

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

Pure white gay man

Phrase started by a pure white gay man.

I am a pure white gay man.

by Ihatejdhlildickboy June 23, 2025

man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee

Captain America.

When I was much younger, I loved to watch the man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee on TV.

by pentozali May 30, 2010