Malewife

hottest person around and you wanna date xem

"Wow malewife is so hot and cool I wish I could date him"

by pisskink00 August 21, 2021

Malewife

Alexis (otherwise known as MD)

"look at that guy with mamacita!! hes definitely a malewife "

"this guy is such a malewife that his girlfriend pegs him"

by Bacteriaboys December 20, 2021

malevision

a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

by patty browning January 23, 2008

maldrin

1.something/ someone who is so crazy/amazing/confusing/insane that they cant exactly be defined
2. A female who does an incredibly hilarious insane random act, normally including alot of crazy laughing and falling over , or playing with a friends facial features while pointing out funny looking objects
3. A female acting drunk or high, without anything in your system
4. A bipolar bitch
5.something shiny and distracting

1-4. wow, steph is being sucha maldrin....
5.woahh...look at that maldrin!

by Jessii November 14, 2007

Maerial

When someone at a hockey match tries to throw up an aerial (a high ball in the air) and then completely flops it by throwing it either in completely the wrong direction or behind them, possibly hitting a spectator. Is a combination of the words missed and aerial. Can also be called a Faerial (but doesn't quite have the same ring to it).

Ball flies past spectators and smashes window;
spectator 1: wow that was a terrible aerial
spectator 2: Great Maerial!

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

by HYD18 September 13, 2016

Malarials

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

by HYD18 September 13, 2016