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malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair
Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy
“Yes it’s a shithole
by Your local chav November 9, 2019
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malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022
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Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!
You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!
by Cugar November 22, 2021
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Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Malcolm

The greatest fucking guy ever he is hella sexy he just makes people bust nuts all the time
by Daddy 12369 May 3, 2019
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Malcolm

Malcolm (also: Hazey Chulo, Papi Chulo, Papi Queue-lo, The Green Pikachu)
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”

As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.

Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.

Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.

⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
by sameenerotic August 14, 2025
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