The sweetest ever. Will outdress everyone and do it casually. Knows so many things. Malcolm Big Brain. Constantly working to make their brain more wrinkly. Very caring and very cute with some of the best taste in music. Malcolms are always so busy with all their friends and hoes in between working so much.
by lalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Malcolmmug. A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair
by Your local chav November 9, 2019
Get the malcolm arnold academymug. The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
Get the Malcolm Andersonmug. A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015
Get the malcolm enabulelemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
Get the Malcolmmug. Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
by Mckhall July 31, 2024
Get the Malcolmmug.