maid fade

when you're checking out of a hotel room and you take a big dump on the way out the door... leaving the smell for the maids

I checked out of the la quinta this morning, but left a righteous maid fade...

by hollyRoxxx December 03, 2021

Fishy cowboy maid

A fishy cowboy maid is a man woman etc who was born as a southener. The person would work or own a fish shooand talk about wearing a maid outfit often.

Random person 1: Hey you work in a fish shop dont you Raylad
Raylad: *comes out in a maid out fit with cowboy boots and speaks in a southern accent*: yeah why?
Random person 1: Because your a fishy cowboy maid!

by Hiba fucking jiba April 19, 2023

cat maid

mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y

hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BottomDop April 11, 2022

maid-ical

raid-ical's alter ego that he will constantly deny.

Albin nuts to maid-ical all day man no cap.

by rot099 April 05, 2021

noodle-maid

An unethically ambitious person; a servant to power, especially in the political context.

Canada's Prime Minister, noodle-maid to America, hasn't seen a war he won't sign up for to please the Empire.

by I. M. Loos December 10, 2011

Jack of all maids

A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot

Oh girl, don’t hang out with him.

He’s a jack of all maids

by lucy camenia September 07, 2023

jiggle maid

A jiggle maid is a men's bathroom attendant generally found at high-end establishments. They are responsible for attending to male guests' restroom needs. Jiggling is performed when a few drops of urine have not found their way out of your penis. A Jiggle maid jiggles those last drops of urine out for you.

Yo, Jiggle maid! I got a few drops here!

by What’s up! November 22, 2024