fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Tard Magnet

Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.

Made of shiny chrome and spewing sweet smelling soda the fountain was just about the perfect tard magnet.

by joskarith November 11, 2004

loser magnet

Someone who is not necessarily a loser, but tends to get along with and befriend people who are considered losers by the majority.

Man #1-"Dude, your friend's 35 and living at home still. You're a loser magnet."

Man #2-"Yea, but he's cool though. It's not we are going to hang out over at his parents' house."

by Busta Nuttz August 20, 2011

Magnetic Clothing

1. Revealing outfit worn by attractive to semi-attractive women which magnetically attract the male's eyes toward cleavage, butt cleavage, whale tail, butt, legs, back, and/or belly.

2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.

She walked in the club with magnetic clothing and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her, so I offered her a drink and we got to talkin'.

by Ed Rooney February 25, 2009

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Villian Magnet

Noun (plural Villian Magnets)
A girlfriend, wife, sister or daughter of a Hero kidnapped by an evil scumbag resultingin a Rescue Mission or Ransom.

Lois Lane and Mary Jane Waston were Villian Magnets and so is Sweet Polly Purebread.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

Magnetic Lashes

Things you put on your eyelashes that will make you stick to a refrigerator. Do not wear! You could possibly have your eyelids yanked out. Also you will stick to the magnetic item for eternity. Do not wear!!

Stereotype girl that wants to be pretty even though she's ugly af: "I WANT MAH EYELASHERS!"
Her hater getting revenge by giving magnetic lashes: Also, here's how you put them on: Stick them to your eye and lower yourself gently near the magnetic item. then get in a comfortable and hope someone will notice you and bring you food and water.

by Broken Mirror May 3, 2018