Madeline hauser

The hottest woman alive

Madeline Hauser is the hottest person alive.

by Maddddddawg September 30, 2021

madeline

A madeline is a bad bleep. She always has the best comebacks but can lack wittiness. She can be very anti social around people she doesn’t know but when she’s with those two best friends she can really show.

dude I just got roasted!
by who madeline?
yeah…

by anonymous June 19, 2021

Madeline S

The funniest and coolest person and can’t get scared easily and has never cried at a dog dying in a movie.

“My new style is ‘ A Madeline S’ , I think I will look really badass!!”

by Spy Sophie Stark July 1, 2021

Madeline

Not only is Madeline a great friend, but she is extremely supportive. She tends to be quiet when you first meet her, but once she opens up to you, she is super funny. Madeline does not hold back; if you’re mean to her or any of her close friends, she will fuck you up. She is very good at hiding her feelings and emotion, except for when she’s drunk. After she drinks a lot, she becomes a completely different person. She gets wet easily, and is down to fuck. However, she has a pattern of only accepting big-dicked men, so don’t try and hit her up if your penis is shorter than 7 inches! In bed, she will completely blow your mind. She won’t hesitate to fuck the living shit out of you, and she isn’t afraid to get kinky. Madeline isn’t into vanilla sex, so stay away from that. If the sex is bad, she will quickly get up right when you’re about to finish and leave without warning, so be sure to please her! There are many ways you can successfully do this, such as:

1. Let her top you. I know being a bottom isn’t very masculine, but I promise you, many men enjoy this and it’s more common than you think.

2. Don’t be afraid to use toys in bed! Madeline absolutely ADORES toys, especially the rose vibrator. Buy her at least 23 of them, no less.

3. Do doggy-style!! Madeline absolutely LOVES this, although she is afraid to admit it.

4. Role play a little. I know, it sounds silly, but she will love it. Let her take control. She will dominate you so well.

“Goddamn, I just finished a round with Madeline, and I couldn’t keep up. She is quite a beast in bed!”

by exquisite.trevor November 8, 2022

Maddy/Madeline

The best girl in the world. She is my girlfriend and the best girlfriend

Maddy/Madeline is the perfect girlfriend

by kingmango002 September 20, 2022

Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.

That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

Madelin

Madelin is a real funny girl that isn't afraid to mock you. She is also very bold and not afraid to speak her mind to anyone. Also she is also chaotic and might yell at you for the smallest thing and the biggest thing. Real pretty as well

A: who is that over there?

B: oh that's Madelin

A: why is she yelling at some boy calling him a fag?

B: meh nobody knows

by Small Raccoon December 17, 2021