Madame Gourgeon is a dedicated Danny Devito cult leader. No matter what they say, no matter how much they deny it it's true. The cult following is probably side affect of having a similar physique, fat as fuck. Their extreme lack of cardio and virginity to being called anything related to the word “pretty” is surely why they can easily turn off any man.
by Ivan Allen Jacobs April 29, 2024
Get the Madame Gourgeonmug. Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you
Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
Get the Madam Dictatormug. A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.
The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
Get the Mayo Madamemug. hot, amazing, my favorite person, madam, is madam, is a simp for jaehee, is a simp for jaehee, is jaehee's wife, is jaehee's everything, wife is jaehee, everything jaehee, simp for jaehee btw, mistress simps for madam lucien
by mistress_bug! September 12, 2021
Get the Madam Lucienmug. by anonymous June 21, 2022
Get the Grand Madamemug. When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.
Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
by Jasksual February 24, 2024
Get the Madame Webmug.