Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum

Holy shit Jenny has cum lung

by CumK1ng May 8, 2020

lung seed

Small white seed shaped thingy that you sometimes cough up and spit out.

You do cough them up seeming like they come from your lungs

The other day I was talking with my friends when I coughed up a lung seed. My friends stared at me in confusion and disgust.

by AmyOnTheLawn April 27, 2014

left lunged

a condition that really cute people have

did you hear about her, she's left lunged

by supercoolperson12433 July 27, 2021

Lunge Waffle

That one kid who thinks he knows everyword so you make up a fake word to fuck with him

Nik is a lunge waffle.

by Michael_Haze August 21, 2016

Lung Attack

When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.

Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.

by A Really Normal Person April 11, 2023

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

Lung Puke

A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.

"Ah, man I just had the nasitiest lung puke after smoking that bong."

by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 14, 2007