lunch brain

What happens when you've had so many carbs for lunch (or not) that you can no longer function properly.

I'm sorry I forgot (insert the stupid thing that you did that you are apologizing for here). I had lunch brain.

by Sue Bell January 13, 2009

Force Lunch

When you do someone a favor and they insist on thanking you by taking you to lunch and completely disrupting your day.

"Thank you so much for lending me your pen."

"It was nothing, really."

"Let me take you to lunch to thank you properly."

"Seriously, it's not necessary."

"When is it convenient for you?"

"Never."

"Oh, come on. I'm sure you can make time."

"No means no! You're trying to force lunch me!"

by Little Walnut November 15, 2013

Lunch Inspector

A term for the male reproductive organ (penis)

Open your legs sweet cheeks, you've got a meeting with the Lunch Inspector

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Bagged Lunch

A sexual encounter usually during the mid-day. Usually during lunch time, one would leave work or school to meet someone for a "quickie" then return to work or school. Hence the term "Bagged" lunch

1) Meeting Leah for a bagged lunch today.
2) Heading home today for a bagged lunch.
3) Just had a bagged lunch with a co-worker.

by Pabst blue September 2, 2009

sac lunch

Putting your scrotum in a girls mouth. Same as a tea-bag, but it just stays in there.

Yeah, like that sac lunch.

by Sam February 26, 2005

School Lunch

the act of being to expensive for the quality of means.

Bro, your acting like your school lunch right now. Just like how i don't want to pay three dollars for a soggy chicken sandwich.

by Rlvers February 18, 2011

pack-a-lunch

When a person is socially out of sync during the present gathering . This tern is NOT : degrading or contemptuous to the person out of sync . This is also a SLANG term .

1. A person is off topic .
2. Not cluing in to what a particular conversation is about .

The next person will reply in a humorous tone of voice "pack-a-lunch"

by Hef July 18, 2005