l&p

A Kiwi soft drink. Stands for "Lemon and Paeroa" - Paeora being a small Waikato town where the drink was concieved many moons ago, from pure spring water and Lemon flavouring.

While not made that way anymore, it still tastes awesome.

Dion: "You like that? I think it smell like Lemongrass"
Me: "Shut up Dion"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

S.L.P.D.

S.L.P.D. stands for 'Sweet Lincoln Park Dude', which refers to type of male you may commonly find in the famous upscale neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Chicago, IL. They are usually found wearing collared shirts, North Face apparrel, or designer t-shirts. SLPDs are also usually found in large groups at overpopulated bars/clubs drinking Heineken or overpriced liquor. They are always judging themselves (and others) on where they are, how they look, or how much sexual activity they can engage in.

"You want to go to that club?! Do you realize how many S.L.P.D.s will be there?!"

"Wow, maybe I should pop my collar so I can fit in with all the S.L.P.D.s here."

by E-Rok1 August 4, 2009

L.L.P.F.

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.

by Kathy G. June 23, 2009

LPPDDML

To express that something is so exciting that defecation was necessary. In new modern English, translates to "laugh propelled poop dripping down my leg". Long believed to be the highest order of ways to transmit that something is funny whilst online.

Dude: Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."
Boring jerkoff: lol
Intellectual: LPPDDML
Dude: ... treated.

by snniol January 18, 2011

Lpknights

Mormon who is afraid of girls, and believe that he is always right.

Lpknights i fucking hate you.

by Bizarre is Ge June 6, 2009

LPTPW

Last Person to Post Wins. In forum games, you basically post a bunch and have a general discussion. A place to let your spam flow freely. A place where you can love kitties. It's an acronym. If you say the phrase "I win" you'll most likely get slaughtered.

(in a LPTPW thread on a forum)
Person 1: I r winning!
Person 2: *whaps with newspaper*

by The Mysterious Timelord Sack May 22, 2011

Lps tube

Lps tube is a place on youtube for creators to make videos with the toy or plastic figure littlest pet shop. Lps tubers will film things like series, short films, music videos, ect. Lps tube does have lots of drama with all the 9 year olds and anyone older. The drama that community contains can be pretty intense but overall the community is a good place for lps creators.

"damnit Tayler talking shit again" "ah that video is so amazing!!!" "lps tube is so fun!" lps tube has to much drama Im out"

by just true definitions January 26, 2020