Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.

How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.

by tree9368 May 09, 2022

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024