Me:You know Ashley?
My friend:Yeah
Me:I have to try and smash cause my homie made me do Snapchat Lottery
My friend:Yeah
Me:I have to try and smash cause my homie made me do Snapchat Lottery
by BeefJerkyDilf April 27, 2019
Get the Snapchat Lottery mug.The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteer mug.When you shit your pants and finally make it to the bathroom, only to realize the shit never made it to your underwear because your ass cheeks held it in. It’s a great feeling of relief because you don’t have to throw out your underwear or clean off the shit smeared all over your ass.
Me: Fuck I sharted
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
Me 5 min later: Yes! I love hitting the lottery, now I don’t have to wipe shit off my legs!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 3, 2020
Get the Hitting the lottery mug.A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."
Maury: "How is this possible?!"
Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
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Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.
Jayden: Theys moved out. They hit the ratchet lottery when they got the settlement money from the city.
by WileECoyote.genius May 15, 2025
Get the Ratchet Lottery mug.Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Get the Expired Lottery Ticket mug.a situation in which someone's access to health services or medical treatment is determined by the area of the country in which they live.
Dave: My grandmother has been on the waiting list for a hip replacement for ages, this woman that lives a street away got it in a month, it’s a Postcode Lottery
by TheAnonymousVigilante November 21, 2023
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