Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.

(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"

by Buklau14 May 15, 2014

funny loner

Ability to entertain and makes others laugh making fun of you being by your self but like everyone’s loveable popular dream girl

He makes me laugh when he makes fun of himself he’s a funny loner

by Whatever_so_over_it222 May 7, 2022

Loner

The kid that sits in the back of the class and does not talk to anyone and writes creepy pasta storys in their math notebook

Elena is a loner.

by Latenightrunner November 16, 2020

loner

A woman who has a lady boner.

I was looking at Reid's beard and it gave me a loner.

by Bowshalf February 20, 2018

Loner

a loner is a stoner who has a perpetual boner

you: hey man what is a loner?
barrack obama: lmao, person of the country, you don't know what loner is? you should check on urban dictionary

*you check on urban dictionary*
you: aye sir! now me realizes that loner is a stoner who has perpetual boner

by sharingan181 January 10, 2022

loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely

“last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”

by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019

Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.

Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”

by Shan73094 November 11, 2017