loner boner

when you get a boner because ur lonely
last night was so boring i got a loner boner.”
by 4:20tasa August 26, 2019
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Lovely loner

A person that everyone loves yet has no friends.
He really doesn’t talk to any but everyone talk to him he’s just a lovely loner
by Isthatswavy January 03, 2022
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Jealous loner

Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”

Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner
by Shan73094 November 10, 2017
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lonerness

The state of being a loner
After my only friend left me, I pushed to break out of my lonerness
by Johny_ February 25, 2018
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Lonerism

A self-constructed and coherent philosophy, aesthetic, or way of being in the world. Derives from within and is never articulated, so experts find it difficult to quantify. As a way of life, it is followed without thought. Lonerism is a method of survival above all else. References include Tame Impala’s studio album by the same name.
Dude: I decided to follow a life laid out for me by the tenets of lonerism.

Other dude: Care to explain?
by Cyborgbunny88 December 07, 2021
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Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.
Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!
by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 02, 2022
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popular loner

pookie is such a popular loner today”
“oh i know shes always so popular yet so lonely
by pookiethepopularloner October 27, 2021
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