the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Local yokel

Townie, local hick, hillbilly.

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.

by Sup!!! March 19, 2010

lonely pirate

when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.

"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"

"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."

"You're a pussy."

by Melissanthrope March 1, 2010

localtarian

A person or diet that is substantially biased towards eating locally grown food.

A localtarian is more likely to buy at a farmer's market, stores that specialize in local products, or to buy foods produced by companies with local resources.

by Vclamp September 23, 2010

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

lonely pole

Selfie Stick - Used by sad loney twats to photograph themselves in equaly interesting and uninteresting situations eg on the bog, in a changing room etc

look at that twat takin a selfie with his lonely pole

by c.riley February 20, 2015

Lonely Franklin

When youve of been chatting with a hot piece of ass for weeks and agree to meet up but when you get there she is a no-show so you sit down and get a hot dinner by yourself.

"Bro werent you meeting up with Tiffany today"
"Na dude she was a no-show"
"Watchu gonna do now bro"
"Get myself a Lonely Franklin"

by snottybojangles September 17, 2016