Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

Liberazi

A person who believes you should not have freedom of speech unless you completely agree with their "progressive," "PC," etc... opinion/agenda. Usually unable to distinguish between fact and opinion. Abhors any situation where they feel discriminated against yet have no problem discriminating against others; uses euphemisms to deny doing so.

I tried to have a discussion about the election but the Liberazi told me that my voice should not be heard because I was not a member of their marginalized group

by MacMizzzle November 18, 2016

liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.

The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.

by spootyhead January 9, 2017

Liberian english

the broken english spoken in the west african country of Liberia.

Liberian english words

hobojo --- hoe, slut, prostitute

man lappa -- same as hobojo

ay bah -- ?

pekin--- small boy

giga -- it get stuck in your foot

tata -- vigina

toto --- penis

twalet --- private area

tumba -- booty

by libchick February 5, 2010

lasersharking

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."

by alex the greater November 30, 2006

pinko liberal

Pinko = old Cold-war era term for a lefty. Not a full on Red (communist) but close (Pink).

Obama's policies demonstrate he is a pinko liberal.

by SomeDude45 May 24, 2009

Battered Liberal

A term coined by conservative talkshow host Rush Limbaugh to describe the way that liberal voters are constantly promised numerous things by elected Democrats despite their history of using them for votes(this is especially true of ethnic minorities) yet making their lives more miserable in much the same way that a battered wife is promised compassion from her abusive husband only to have him hit her again, yet she keeps coming back to him since she feels there is nowhere else to turn.

The Battered Liberal still thinks that Hillary Clinton will fix the country despite failing at Hillary Care when her husband was in office, supporting communist nations like China, and her endless collection of pants suits

by cincyninja November 9, 2007